10. Always puts out.
9. Doesn't care what movie you see, and means it.
8. No jealousy issues from the Left.
7. Goes everywhere with you.
6. Knows your dick as well as you do.
5. Has no lotion preference.
4. Has no qualms with "The stranger".
3. Doesn't require contraceptives.
2. Won't cheat on you with your best friend.
And the number 1 reason...
1. It knows that your birthday is your anniversary, and won't get mad if you got too drunk to remember.
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